Prison and work

In prison – you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell

At work – you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cell

  

In prison – you get time off for good behaviour

At work –  you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work

  

In prison – a guard locks you unlocks all the doors for you

At work – you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

  

In prison – you can watch TV and play games

At work – you get fired for watching TV and playing games

  

In prison – all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required

At work – you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

In prison – they allow your family and friends to visit

At work – you cannot even speak to your family and friends

In prison – there are wardens who are often sadistic

At work – they are called managers