14 September 2012

Prison and work

In prison – you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell
At work – you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cell
In prison – you get time off for good behaviour
At work –  you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work
In prison – a guard locks you unlocks all the doors for you
At work – you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself
In prison – you can watch TV and play games
At work – you get fired for watching TV and playing games
In prison – all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required
At work – you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

In prison – they allow your family and friends to visit
At work – you cannot even speak to your family and friends

In prison – there are wardens who are often sadistic
At work – they are called managers

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