Things to ponder upon

• Is it OK to listen to Radio FM after noon?
• What do you call a male ladybird?
• When pet food it 'new and improve tasting' who tastes it?
• Why doesn't glue stick to inside of the bottle?
• Why are rucksacks measure in litres - who wants to put liquid into a rucksack?
• Why isn't 'phonetic' spelt the way it sounds?
• If a firefighters fights fires and crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
• Why when you transport goods by van is it called shipment but when goods are transported by ship it's called cargo?
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?
• I married a 'Miss Right', I didn't know her first name was 'always'.
• Travel first class - your heirs will.
• Encourage wild life - throw a party!

Laughter is much more important than applause - applause is almost a duty - laughter is a reward.