You know you're in 'Barnsley' if ...

• you identify a Sheffield accent as southern
• you have ever been frostbitten and suntanned in the same week
• 'down south' to you means Chapeltown
• you were brassed off by the movie Brassed Off
• summat to eight is a meal, not a time of day
• you  have one word: 'ayup,, which means 'hello', 'how are you?', 'that's this?', 'hang on a minute' and 'bloody hell!'.
• you know that Jump is a real place
• you think there should be a 'southern puff, go home' bumper sticker on every car north of Ecclesfield
• kids roar.
• pop is a drink, not your dad.
• you are unaware there is a legal drinking age
• you have caught a fish in the Dearne and it glowed in the dark.
• you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Barnsley Bitter.
• you proudly claim that the Town Hall is the highest point in England.
• You can pronounce 'Alhambra' but can't spell it.