28 July 2014

Things to ponder upon

  • Is it OK to listen to Radio FM after noon?
  • What do you call a male ladybird?
  • When pet food it 'new and improve tasting' who tastes it?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to inside of the bottle?
  • Why are rucksacks measure in litres - who wants to put liquid into a rucksack?
  • Why isn't 'phonetic' spelt the way it sounds?
  • If a firefighters fights fires and crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
  • If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
  • Why when you transport goods by van is it called shipment but when goods are transported by ship it's called cargo?
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • I married a 'Miss Right', I didn't know her first name was 'always'.
  • Travel first class - your heirs will.
  • Encourage wild life - throw a party!
Laughter is much more important than applause - applause is almost a duty - laughter is a reward.

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