Nine things only a woman can understand:


9  Cats' facial expressions
8  The need for the same style of shoes in different colours
7  Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
6  Fat clothes
5  Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
4  The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell
3  Eyelash curlers
2 The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale every made
1  Other women