10 October 2013

Evening Classes for Men

Note: due to the complexity and  level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

  • Topic 1:  How to fill ice-cube trays.  Step by step, with slide presentation.
  • Topic 2:  Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion.
  • Topic 3:  Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.  Pictures and explanatory graphics.
  • Topic 4:  The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the dishwasher?  Examples on video.
  • Topic 5:  Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
  • Topic 6:  Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place, instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.  Open forum.
  • Topic 7:  Health watch, brining her flowers is not harmful to your health.  Graphics and audio tape.
  • Topic 8:  Real men ask for directions when lost.  Real-life testimonials.
  • Topic 9:  Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?  Driving simulation.
  • Topic 10:  Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.  Online class and role playing.
  • Topic 11:  How to be the ideal shopping companion.  Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing exercises.
  • Topic 12:  How to fight cerebral atrophy:  remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued.

Future sessions will be held on:

  • multi tasking 

This came from a series of articles in The Times newspaper about 20 years ago, now reproduced in book form (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Global-Village-Idiot-John-OFarrell/dp/0552999644).  

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